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Glossary

A-Log

One that is too angry at a lolcow, especially if the former is not significantly better than the latter.

Asset Flip

A series of assets hastily cobbled together with no regard for quality. Originally used to describe Digital Homicide's software.

Aspie/Retard/Sped/Sperg

Insults directed towards those with mental problems.

Autism

A mental disorder that raises the difficulty of communication. Typical symptoms include missing social cues, awkward wording, unnecessary verbosity, subdued or strong emotions, blatant contradictions, poor computer-literacy, unhealthy obsessions, irresponsible spending, and rejecting changes.

Autism Stare/Potato Face

The blank stare that manchildren tend to give.

Avatard/Avaturd

A terrible avatar.

"Block dont report" or "Don't report just block"

Alternate ways of stating "I'm breaking the rules."

Blogposting/Powerlevelling

Getting too personal in a post.

Cheese Pizza

Web jargon for child sexual abuse material. "Lady Lunanova probably has enough cheese pizza to make Bob Magrann jealous."

Cuck[old]

Derogatory term for someone whose lover is cheating on them. Also misused by idiots to describe people they dislike.

Dangerhair

Brightly colored hair that a nuisance possesses.

Defamation

Lying about someone to make them look worse than they actually are. A common habit among lolcows.

Duckroll

To prank someone by referring them to an image of a duck with wheels. The still image equivalent of the Rickroll.

Edgy

Totally radical. Also misused by impatient people to describe things that offend or annoy them.

Ephebophile

An adult that is attracted to teenage minors. Unfortunately common in Twitter's "trans community."

Feminazi

A lolcow that wants women to be superior to men. Almost extinct; the few remaining ones inhabit lolcow.farm and crystal.cafe.

Flamebait/Hatebait/Ragebait

Something meant to anger people. Often thrown by manchildren that are too stupid to learn how to play a fighting game.

FOE/Field-On Enemy

An ultra-powerful enemy that lurks in a specific area.

Goatse

To stretch one's butthole widely.

Gooner

One with Late Stage Porn Addiction.

Grinding

Repeatedly fighting a game's enemies to strengthen its characters. This website's name is a reference to this.

Hate Boner/[Subject] Derangement Syndrome

Being too focused on something one hates. The giveaway of an A-log.

Homebrew

Unlicensed software for a game console or a package manager for macOS.

"I don't make the rules"

Alternate wording of "I'm lying."

Incel/Femcel

Something that thinks it is not a virgin by choice. Often associated with misogyny and misandry.

KF/Kiwi Farms

A website for whistleblowers to document lolcows. Often subject to defamation from its targets, likely because the owner is a blatant hypocrite.

Jargon

Words specific to a community or clique, to the point where they almost feel foreign. I am trying to record most of them here.

Linux

A kernel that is often combined with GNU or Busybox. Other people often call the resulting operating system "GNU/Linux" or just "Linux"; I call it "*Linux" because it's easier.

Lolcow

Something that can be repeatedly milked for laughter at its expense. Also the nickname of lolcow.farm, a series of imageboards where scammers and misandrists be a**holes to each other.

Manchild

An adult that didn't and likely never will mentally mature. Often goes hand in hand with autism and the Creator Blacklist is almost full of them.

Mod

A modification for a game or console. Also slang for moderator.

Neurodivergent/ND

Politically correct term for "mentally handicapped."

no1curr

Alternate spelling of "I am a rude idiot." Often used by lolcow.farm's mods because they are horrible at handling disagreements.

Otaku

Derogatory Japanese word for one that has an unhealthy obsession. Roughly translates to dork or neckbeard in English.

Sh**post(s)

The web's equivalent of litter. Considered bad for the environment according to The Guardian.

Sock[puppet]

An alternate account or identity.

Toxic

Massively unhealthy.

Transwashing/Transing

Pretending a canonically cisgender character is transgendered, like those "Trans Sonic" bigots on Twitter and GameBanana.

Wrangler/Helper

Someone that takes care of a disabled (man)child.

See also