Jargon Coiner (#8)
An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon
that we've just made up.
* STAR SPINOFFS: Applying themes and ideas from Star Wars and Star
Trek to contemporary events.
Examples: Let the Source be with you!, Microsoft is the Evil Empire,
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated by Microsoft.
* TRADEMARKIZATION(tm): Giving a phrase special meaning by appending a
trademark symbol to it.
Examples: Think Free Speech, Not Free Beer(tm), Real Soon Now(tm),
Blue Screen of Death(tm)